a nice joke..

got this forward from one of my friends..it had me in splits.. : )
read it..

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
Is Raghu, a Kannadiga guy!!!


Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
Not know JAVA programs to leave.2000 people leave the room. Raghu says to
Himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
Give it a try"


Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more
Than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Raghu says to himself
"I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?" So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
Leave. 500 people leave the room. Raghu says to him, "I left school at
15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbian - Croat to
Leave. 498 people leave the room.

Raghu says to himself, " I do not speak one word of Serbian - Croat but what
Do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you are the only two candidates
Who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
Together in that language."

Calmly, Raghu turns to the other candidate and says "En guru, aarama?"
The other candidate answers "Nann magane, Sooryange Torcha??"

seems it was originally intended to poke at our Mallu friends.. : ))